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Enact an amendment banning masturbation and homosexual sodomy

Created by M.B. on December 19, 2012

Every time a man achieves an erection, it is his duty to fulfill the purpose of this gift from God by having sex with a white, female, straight American. However, masturbation and anal/oral sex with a man is beyond what God intended for us on Earth. Therefore it is the responsibility of the Obama administration to outlaw this unspeakable crime and enforce the sanctity of producing children.

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