In light of recent events, in which most of the innocent American citizens enjoying primetime television were victimized and subjected to what equates to visual sexual harassment; we the people request the immediate enactment of legislature to make it illegal for Miley Cyrus to perform the sordid dance maneuver known In parlance as "twerking".
Further more, we request said party be required to give a formal apology to all of America for subjecting us to the visual horror of her performance.