Enact it that henceforth Jackapan (also Jack) Pairin be compelled to nevermore say the word "spunky" under pain of death

On this date, Wednesday the eighteenth of October, year of our Lord 2015, Jackapan Pairin (hereon to be known as Jack or The Perpetrator) was known to - through the medium of a Facebook message - make utterance of the word 'spunky'. All who did see the aforementioned message immediately concluded unanimously that such travesty, yea such perversion of the purity of our English language - which is the most precious of treasures as can be cherished by Americans everywhere - should undoubtedly be prevented at all costs. For this reason, that party assembled, whose name is known to be Stuart Lloyd Bultman, puts forth to the Honorable Mr. Obama that such an act should be made to be punishable under the severest punishment of all - the termination of the offender's (the offender being Jack) life.