On behalf of everyone on the Internet and all of humankind, we petition the Obama Administration to enact the Scott Rothman Internet Suppression Act (SRISA), rendering the aforementioned Mr. Rothman virtually incapable of posting anything to Tumblr, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter or Vine.
We come to the Administration with this recommendation after noting an severe increase in whiny blog posts and selfies from Mr. Rothman, and the resulting disgust and annoyance from everyone who follows him on any social network.
Mr. Rothman is singlehandedly contributing to an aggressive Internet atmosphere and a nationwide decrease in productivity because now everyone spends a majority of their workday hating him.
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