Having stumbled, in utero, upon a solution to all of society's problems, I thought it only prudent to inform The White House of the existence of truth, seeing as I have grown somewhat annoyed by all the racket humanity is making in the broom closet of history, stumbling in the dark while grasping at red herrings, wild geese, Big Foot, and probably unicorns too.
I hereby petition the government to enact a universal income that guarantees the means sufficient for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness for all people. Money is a social utility, nothing more. As Thomas Paine said, a basic income compensates people for the loss of their natural inheritance and the infringement of their natural rights by way of the introduction and maintenance of the system of private property.
Ta-da!