Too many petitions on the White House website are imploring other white people to view themselves as victims of persecution. I think it's okay for one petition imploring fellow whites to join in a self-pity party. But they are exposing the lack of intellect that causes this delusion in the first place by bombarding the website with their silly non-cause which only dilutes its effectiveness.
I implore the president to join me in declaring that although bad things sometimes happens to white people and that it is frightening for them to face their own mortality, white people are not an oppressed race. People of all races have existential crises. Self-pitying whites just need to deal.