End the Debate over Gay Marriage by a Second 3/5 Compromise

Being a family man, the talk of homosexuality makes me uncomfortable. However, I am willing to compromise with the liberals. Last time there were such a big argument within our nation, we compromised. Now I don't know if the liberals still know how to do so, but us conservatives do. We can give the gays 3/5 of the marriage rights (Congress can choose which ones) and 3/5 representation on like the census and stuff. This way, the homosexuals get their marriage, but it isn't the same marriage as God deemed to give to us straight people. Our founding fathers made this compromise more than 200 years ago when they made the Constitution and as much as it makes me uncomfortable, gays getting full marriage rights in New York make me more uncomfortable. We should not go against Our Lord and Savior.