We the undersigned respectfully demand that the full force of international law be used to end the reign of terror caused by Dr. Mark Taylor's PG-13 rated bowling shirt. As you know, his colorful shirt has the power to destroy the dreams of young girls aspiring to become great scientists as well as ruin the professional lives of women everywhere with its dark, perhaps satanic, powers. No less an august moral authority than Vox Media's Chris Plante has denounced both the man and the shirt for offending the collective eyes of the world while they were staring innocent and undefended, heavenwards, towards the very stars themselves. While Dr. Taylor's rocket may now be transmitting information from outer space, both he and his shirt are broadcasting a message of hate, out from our own planet.
This is historical material “frozen in time”. The website is no longer updated and links to external websites and some internal pages may not work.
