End Election Year Groundhog Day Fatigue Syndrome! Protracted election pandering have you down? Sign Here!

Election Year Groundhog Day Fatigue Syndrome is a serious problem. For 18 months every morning newspaper, every morning talk show, every morning radio show, includes minute tidbits of political pandering, grandstanding, and idiocy. EYGDFS isn't merely the noise involuntarily uttered by 51% of Americans every morning for 18 months during a presidential election cycle. Economists have linked EYGDFS to reduced production and economic output and redistribution of wealth to producers of poorly written television commercials. 9 out of 10 doctors agree it it also linked with Cerebral Anathema and 8 out of 10 Dentists believe it causes cataracts. So sign this petition and demand that POTUS and Congress come together to limit campaigning to a sane 3-6 month period and end EYGDFS now!