End the game..

Honorable President Obama, we as the citizens of the world need you to end the game. The game is a wildly infectious game in which you lose upon hearing anyone mention they lost the game, or even upon thinking about the game, upon losing the game, you must share to others that you have lost the game. You can see how the game cannot be won. However this treachery can be stopped, the creator of the game has stated the only way to win the game is to have the President of the United States, the Pope, or the Prime Minister of the UK publicly announce that the game is over. Please announce that the game is over Mr. President, so that we can set our mind on more pressing important matters in our world. Thank you for your time, Sir.