On Thursday September 3rd, a day that shall live in all our hearts forever, the criminals who run the trivia contest at Los Trojos denied Bart's Oliver their most basic human rights by failing to give them the two points they deserved for their superior knowledge of state capitals.
We demand compensation for this outrage. Every member of Bart's Oliver should receive their choice of one of the following a 12lb Napoleon Gun Howitzer, a fluffy kitten with blue eyes, season tickets for Alabama Football (screw you Gene), the fossilized skull of an aardvark, or 5 pounds of Blue Dream (look it up squares).