end Margaret McKeon's and Michael Crosby's tenure as hosts of Family Bingo on Thanksgiving.

Every fourth Thursday in November, Margaret McKeon and Michael Crosby hold the members of the Crosby, McKeon and Manfre families hostage. These two sadistically force others to endure hours of bad puns and gifts that are almost always intended for non-family members. We ask the Obama administration to relieve Margaret and Michael of their tyrannical reign and to transfer power (and duties) to the recipient of this polyanna gift.