Until recently, /r/circlejerk was the home of the scathing social commentary on reddit. The last bastion of edgy, biting humor. The orgulous vouchsafe we deserved.
The self-aggrandizing moderators of /r/circlejerk, however, have denied of our natural rights to jerk. They've implemented a one-post-daily "ration" in an attempt to clean up /r/circlejerk. We say to them, "/r/circlejerk doesn't need to be sanitized. IT NEEDS TO BE FREE!"
By signing this petition, you are telling the Obama administration to step in and put pressure on the /r/circlejerk mods to reverse their short-sighted and corrupt policy.
OUR DEMANDS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1. End the /r/circlejerk ration no later than Friday, August 08 2013
2. Add /u/skeen to the moderators list to keep them in check
3. Bring back Taco Tuesdays