The recent proliferation of people rubbing lotion on their feet while using public transportation services makes a mockery of the enlightened principles upon which this Great Nation was founded.
Just because one has the right to rub lotion on his or her feet while riding the bus does NOT mean that one should. Heck no! Freedom must always be exercised within the broader context of social responsibility.
To this end, we demand that the Obama administration put a swift end to the scourge of foot lotioning on public transportation before it becomes normalized within the cultural parameters of the United States of the USA.