Mr. President,
Why do you hate children?
I don't mean to be blunt but I must ask this question. Why do you hate children? Since 1938 the FDA has denied American children this delicious treat. Why must you continue this ban? Must you continue this American Holodomor?
The Center for Disease Control estimates that roughly 443,000 deaths per year can be attributed to cigarette smoke. How many deaths can we attribute to these delicious chocolate eggs? Zero, Mr. President. Zero.
I encourage you Mr. President, to please have a sense of decency, and end this war on flavor now.