President Obama,
Please send a letter to the Tioga County PA commissioners confirming that should you, in the interest of "national security", have me assassinated and they happened to be in the kill zone, they, as military age males, would be designated as terrorists until proven otherwise.
At their January 15th public meeting, I asked them how they felt about the above. They found the question amusing and not a fit topic for discussion.
In closing, I ask the following favor, should you send a hellfire missile my way, please do so at one of the commissioners meetings in Wellsboro; seeing the expression on their faces in the hereafter would be a small comfort.
Thank you for your consideration.
John Kesich
Millerton, PA