Endorse a National Throw Rotten Fruits and Vegetables at National Legislators Day.

Since the members of America's national legislature have worked tirelessly to lead us over the cliff that is sequestration this petition proposes that President Obama hereby endorse a new national holiday. This holiday ,titled as "Bombard-The-Legislature Day", would be an exciting boost for morale to the American people in our troubled era and create jobs for cleanup and vendors. If enacted this holiday would entitle: A complete shutdown of The House of Representatives and the United States Senate on the day of February 28 from 12:00am to 11:59pm annually. On the day of February 28th, all US Senators and Representatives would be required to appear on the steps of the Capital Building in Washington D.C.. The crowds gathered will then be allowed to pelt the aforementioned with rotten food.