Donny Trump's hateful rhetoric, bloviating arrogance, and hair so hideous it could be a modern art masterpiece disqualify him from representing our nation on the world stage. John Goodman, portraying the character of Walter Sobchak in The Big Lebowski (1999, Joel and Ethan Cohen) is the only person best equipped to repeatedly inform Donny how out of his element he is. Because he has no frame of reference. He's like a child wandering into the middle of a movie theater, and he needs to know that life does not stop and start at his convenience. So whenever Donny opens his fat mouth to spew out some new attention-grabbing nonsense, Mr. Goodman, in character as Mr. Sobchak, can interrupt him and say those words that all of America is dying to say.
"Shut the fuck up, Donny."