On June 10th 2014, an unspeakable act occurred that has largely been ignored by the mainstream media. During the world renowned broadcast of the Around the League podcast, one of the nation's greatest heroes, Chris Wessling, was struck down in a battle of Win Wess' Toaster.
Now this may not seem to be such a tragic event, but what makes this truly a disaster is that the victor is this match up was none other than Greg Rosenthal, the Boss, a fervent opposer of the WWT game for some time. And he has sworn as the new champion to strike the game from all future broadcasts!!
I need not tell you what a horrific turn of events this could bring about upon this nation. So, for the children, please help us ensure this national treasure forever remains on air by signing this petition!