WE THE PEOPLE of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA hereby petition the Government of President Barack Obama to ensure continuing SAFETY and STABILITY of the United States by issuing the following proclamation, effective immediately, and enforcing said proclamation to the fullest extent possible via governmental and military force:
• The People of the United States of America and all active duty members of any branch of the United States Armed Forces shall observe the 27th of May every year, beginning in 2016, as Empire Day, and shall be compelled to wear attire matching Imperial or First Order Stormtroopers between sunrise and sunset. At occasions where the National Anthem is to be played on this day, the Imperial March shall be played instead, in observance of a SAFE AND SECURE SOCIETY.
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