Fed up with being repeatedly being used as the brunt of jokes decrying the President's insufficient 'blackness,' entertainer Wayne Brady has stated his intention to give the perpetrator of these jokes, Bill Maher, a more complete understanding of the American black experience.
Mr. Brady intends to do so by publicly kicking Mr. Maher's ass, as this seems to be the alleged comic Maher's impression of how black men should behave.
For his insulting comments about Mr. Brady as well as his long-standing all-around idiocy, we believe Maher could use a good ass-kicking, and call upon the President to guarantee Mister Brady a Presidential Pardon in the event Mr. Brady seizes this opportunity. Thank you.