The Washington Nationals have partnered with executive search and advisory firm Korn Ferry and MLB Advanced Media to bring the naming rights for Nationals Park back to market.
Renaming the park to Parky McParkface would finally give the People a voice and will stand as an example to the world, showing America's dedication and tireless struggle to ensure that a government of the people, by the people, and for the people, shall not vanish from this earth.