Far too many people live their lives with purpose, determination, and a sense of unyielding justice.
These people are the biggest issue this proud country faces.
It should be, as Jefferson wrote, that we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. Equal in the fact that no man is above the law- the law of regret.
Let it be resolved, then, that no one should have no regrets. As God is our witness in this endeavor, and Providence the shining sun upon the amber waves of grain, man must have regrets. Because to think you lived a decent life turns a blind eye towards the fact that men are insignificant- often working menial jobs as handymen in rotting apartment complexes.
God bless America, and God bless regrets, and the not having of none of them.