Anoka County, otherwise known as the 446 mi ass crack of the state of Minnesota which is already an ass crack-- meaning that Anoka county is the ass crack of the ass crack, I'm not sure how far in we are at this point but were going to head into some deep shit. With a 3.7% unemployment rate it would appear as though this were the real life Duck Dynasty, this shit stain county is populated by the most racist redneck white trash community this country has seen. With a literacy rate lower than South Sudan it's amazing the number of racist terms these termites are able to come up with as you attempt to take a run/walk around your neighborhood, but I guess slander isn't your biggest worry when the list of registered offenders is too long to even skim through.



