In response to recent hacking attacks and terrorist threats that have forced the film "The Interview" to be pulled from theatrical distribution and have set a dangerous precedent of bully censorship of future artistic expressions, we are petitioning the Obama administration to erect several large outdoor movie screens, facing North along the Korean de-militarized zone, for the purpose of exhibiting "The Interview" continuously for exactly one-week.
We believe this non-violent response to North Korean cyber-attacks will not only annoy the heck out of their megalomaniacal dictator but might also temporarily lift the spirits of his helpless, oppressed subjects with the magic of one of our most important cultural exports: American motion pictures.