I believe that the best way to represent the awesomeness that is the United States of America would be to construct a monument of Theodore Roosevelt and Batman side to side in fighting stances. This would go best somewhere in the National Mall, but if that is not possible carving their likeness in a mountainside would also be acceptable.
Furthermore, I have already promised the readers of a major comedy site that I would start this petition as a demonstration of how little this process means and I'm curious to see how many people will actually sign this.