Establish a country club like environment for Angry Birds Addicts. It has been determined that this location for the ABA's need offer public gathering places as well as private rooms and baths. WiFi need be available throughout the complex. Broadband would be appreciated. A special room and clinic will be required for Dr. Feelgood, the resident doctor for the addicts.
If possible, a built-in theater would be appreciated. A large kitchen complete with staff and chefs. Maids will also be required. And, of course, a resident computer technician.
These people are no longer productive citizens of the United States and must be helped. Addicts from around the world would benefit from these therapy sessions (of indeterminate length) so a special dispensation will be needed for them.
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