We have the pound, the half ton and the ton. But what happens when you start to weigh really big stuff? Would you rather write out "the titanic weighed 52,310 tons"?
Or "the titanic weighed 5231 fucktons"
Our current measurement system would not be altered in any way, only the unit of measure "fuckton" would be added.
It would equal 10 tons and it wold be abbreviated "ftn."