Establish Nickelback as a hate group.

Dear President Obama,
We’ve been hearing a lot about these tragedies with violence, and their correlation to the media and the potential blame it has on the violence. While I strongly object to that characterization, I’ve got to be honest: If I heard Nickleback songs for 4 minutes a day, 4 days a week, for 8 straight years, I’d probably have major issues. And of course, they get away with it: they aren’t natural citizens. We as Americans have to stand up to what’s right, and what’s wrong: Put Nickleback on the Hate Group list, and let’s move on to our best days. It’s been proven that a day without Nickleback is a day we can all be thankful and proud to be an American.