Civic traditions being a cornerstone of national character, we petition the Obama administration to establish the tradition of the Vice-Presidential Trans-Am.
Funds shall be set aside for the purchase and restoration of a fleet of Pontiac Firebird Trans-Ams, a car synonymous with the American spirit and emblematic of a lost era of American automotive manufacturing. Each Vice-President upon taking office shall be assigned one Tran-Am, which will be customized and detailed to the Vice-President's specifications in the period between his election and taking office.
Annually on June 21st, the Vice-President will take part in the Washing of the Trans-Am, marking the start of summer, a public celebration of our national pride, joined by one third-grade class selected by national competition.