I encourage you to join me in my overtaking of Bungie.net by way of supreme maturity, sexual activity, and prowess for equal judgment. I will remove the furries, bronies, role players, booty posts, Lenny's, Emma lanaha cultists, religion threads, political threads, and shit posts with SWIFT JUSTISE.
My campaign is not one of indulgence, but revenge. Ever since I was 12, Recon's beard has haunted me in my sleep. I see it on every female I look at. It's horrifying. Whenever I go to the doctors, all I can think about is that it's Bobcast tickling on my balls, instead of Daz. I need to get rid of these issues, and you can help.
And seriously guys, I'm 13 and almost have a girlfriend.