Our country is falling apart. People are rioting in the streets and the economy is worse than ever.
Making every day of the year "Cody Colden Day" will help change all of this. It will spark the passion lost generations ago - the type of passion that took us to the moon and the type of passion that showed the world how much of a douche Hitler was.
If this not be proof enough, consider this.. Every single negative event in the past occurred on a day not known as "Cody Colden Day." It's science.
In addition, #MERICA.
Thank you, and God Bless.