Every Monday of each week will be "slap Alex Jurgenson day"
The reasoning behind slapping Alex Jurgenson of River Falls, WI. Is that each Monday we his colleagues are given one opportunity to slap him across the face to relieve pent up stress and anxieties. Alex Jurgenson helps his fellow colleagues cope with their given issues by letting them release some of that stress in the form of a simple slap to the face.
Through intense research we have found that each of the 10 volunteers who participated in this study have had significantly less stress in their daily lives.
We have chosen Monday to be "Slap Alex Jurgenson Day" due to the studies that show Monday being the most stressful day of the week.
If this proposal is passed I believe that people have less stress in their daily lives.