In the past few months I have ingested more everything bagels than I thought was possible, but alas, here we are. With my newfound love for the "everything" bagel, I've encountered a very serious moral dilemma. Why is this bagel named the everything bagel? I've read the brief, murky history of the everything bagel and it's supposed creator, Dave Gussin, and that's not a good enough explanation for why this bagel has the name "everything". Why must we live in a world where our food is named inaccurately?
But my friends, we do not! I write this petition in the hope of getting it to the White House and solving this serious, and prevalent social issue. I propose a change to the name "Everywhere" bagel because those damn little seeds get everywhere. Sign and join me! Make America Great Again!
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