asking President Obama to make Commander Bunny, America's most popular and favorite Pirate Radio Operator, the Chairman of the Federal Communications Commission.
Having dominated the Pirate Radio world for 8-decades with informative and informational shortwave radio broadcasts for ape-humans, monkey-boys, and the ever growing "Rodent Revolution".
Its time for sensible regulation (or lack thereof) of the radio spectrum that allows for the expression of "Free Speech' from all points of view and not just the "Big Box" corporate drivel that dominates the radio dial today.
Commander Bunny will open up the unused portions of the spectrum to opinions and points-of-view that are currently banned, barred or suppressed.