The 2012 Presidential Election is over. Barack Obama has been reelected, winning the popular vote by about 3.5 million votes and the Electoral College by a large margin.
But some of you didn't get the results you wanted, and now you want to take your toys and go home.
The undersigned do hereby request that you grow up and get over it. The Executive Order obviously isn't necessary, and President Obama has far too much class (and far too many better things to do) to ever make such a demand of those who don't agree with him. However, we're pretty sure he would agree with us on this little piece of advice for all you wannabe secessionists:
If you want better results in the future, stop treating the poor, women, gays, minorities and immigrants like they're not real Americans.