Dear President Obama,
With a little more than 100 days remaining in your presidency, you must exercise your Constitutional powers to make your wife do something. This is your last chance, because after January 20th, 2017, you'll be like the rest of us husbands who are relegated to merely "suggesting" things to our wives. So here's the deal: you must create an executive order requiring Michelle to seek your Senate. Once Sasha graduates high school, you and Michelle must move back to Chicago. Once there, Michelle shall immediately launch a campaign seeking the Democratic nomination to the US Senate. Failure to do so will result in her having to do something she'd really hate -- like having lunch with Donald Trump.
We need her voice in DC!