Adam Sandler has committed a series of atrocities against the United States throughout his career, damaging the legitimacy of our world-renowned film industry while simultaneously presenting our domestic consumers with offensively poor quality material. The latest release "Pixels" is an unendurable attack on our national sensibilities, and must be responded to with appropriate executive action. For this reason we petition the Administration to take immediate action and deport this domestic terrorist on the grounds of defending the quality of our entertainment sector.
Please consider this petition if you love America, and our national pride.