Mr. President, I'll be the first to say that I'm not the biggest fan of your Administration.
I've worked with multiple Republican campaigns at the state and national level, largely in part because I believe our home state of Illinois has some of the most unnecessarily restrictive and ineffective gun control statutes in the United States.
But if there's one thing I think most sane human beings can agree on, there's one person whose input is entirely unconducive to rational, level-headed policy debate.
Please exercise one of those fancy executive order thingies to put him where he belongs: with the rest of our nation's garbage.
Thank you for your consideration.