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Exile Clayton Collins for conduct detrimental to the security of the United States

Created by A.B. on January 30, 2014

Clayton Collins is so lame that he makes us look bad. He makes our country look weak in the eyes of potential aggressors, increasing the probability that foreign powers will attempt to invade our homeland. If you actually saw Clayton with his skinny jeans and his stupid haircut, you would think about invading America too.

Homeland Security & Defense
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