Exile James Dolan and have Apple run the New York Knicks and own MSG

For years James Dolan has tortured loyal Knicks fans of New York. He negatively affects the national healthcare of the nation by causing Knicks fans around the country to experience high blood pressure, increased stress, lack of patience, and general grumpiness. It is often noted by tourists that New Yorkers are rude and impatient. This is in direct correlation to the lack of first round picks, bad trades, and the absence of the Knicks City Dancers. James Dolan has successfully destroyed the love of basketball in our nation, which is unfortunate because it is a unifying force from Texans to Philadelphians. Apple should own the Knicks because they would return MSG to its classic look and will spend all the money necessary to make the knicks good and protect their reputation.