As some of you may, or may not, know, a reactionary who goes by the name of Alex Jones started a petition on this very site asking to deport Piers Morgan for some comments on the Second Amendment that Jones, apparently, took exception to. In typical, reasonable, fashion Jones thought it an appropriate and American solution to petition for Morgan's deportation for his political comments. This shows an embarrassingly ignorant and repugnant betrayal of our most sacred American traditions and principles of the free and protected exchange of ideas. He has brought shame to our People, sullied our nation's most hallowed institutions, and demonstrated he clearly neither understands our system of civil liberties nor deserves citizenship. Justice, and irony, demand he be deported for our honor.



