Expel all Red States from the Union immediately.

Since the Red States are so hostile to the Federal Government, are parasitic excrescences subsidized by the Blue States, want to turn themselves into free-fire zones on their citizens by encouraging widespread gun ownership, revel in their lack of education, are hostile to science, want government to interfere in people's private lives, their relationships and their bodies, are thoroughly racist and for an inexhaustible list of other excellent reasons, grant speedy exit to them as soon as possible.