We hereby request that the United States government expel all citizens who have signed a secession petition in any state.
These citizens do not represent the majority of US citizens in any state and therefore are un-American. If these citizens no longer want to be part of America we ask that they be deported.
We therefore conclude that all who signed these petitions should have their citizenships revoked and be deported as soon as possible to any country of their choice including but not limited to:
North Korea
Iran
Syria
Or any other nation whose government is hostile against America.