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Extend Marriage Equality to Enable Nicolas Cage to Marry the Statue of Liberty

Created by Z.W. on April 17, 2013

America is changing: nine states recognize Marriage Equality and the Supreme Court is on the verge of granting this right to most Americans. However, one issue has gone without mention: who does a National Treasure more American than baseball and apple pie wed? Nicolas Cage has stolen the Deceleration of Independence, given it back, and deciphered page 47 of the President's Book of Secrets, all while being the greatest actor ever. In honor of his service, it is time we allow this National Treasure to wed our other National Treasure: the Statue of Liberty. Two weeks ago, millions showed their support for marriage equality, it is time to extend that support to its moral conclusion: please sign this petition to support Nicolas Cage's civil rights.

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