Canadian Geese are proving to be a blight upon our national security. Not only are they undocumented immigrants from the north and simply drop their excrement wherever they please. This does not even take into account the road accidents and car damage they cause every year when they choose to walk across the road, despite the fact that they are fully capable of FLIGHT.
President Obama would have to be blind not to see the national security threat here. He would more than likely see these evil devices of terror hissing at unsuspecting people with just one look out of the White House windows.
Mr. President, Canadian Geese are a legitimate threat, the fact that they have infiltrated our nation's capital only shows us that. It is time to deal with those crafty Canadians once and for all.