This petition is for the extermination of the invasive species, the Pinecoon. Although many elected officials refuse to acknowledge the existence of this vial animal, they cause thousands of deaths a year. Recent studies performed by Washington based think tanks have found that Pinecoons are responsible for 4,500 deaths a year in the United States. While this number alone is significant, the pinecoon has a reproduction rate similar to rabbits. This means that in one year, a single mother pinecoon can have upwards of 1369 offspring. By year two, this number jumps to 50,653.
The Pinecoon is a major threat to National Security, Public Safety, and civilization as a whole. For these reasons, action needs to be taken against the pinecoon. The longer we wait, the more damage will be done.
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