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Exterminate the racist polar bears!

Created by C.H. on November 13, 2012

This petition simply states that all polar bears must be killed to bring justice to their years of unchecked racism. The polar bear has always hated all other bears for nothing, but the color of their fur! It is common knowledge that polar bears used to live in the lower 48 states, but in an unprecedented example of white flight they moved to the north of the continent. There they live in total whiteness feeding on the only brown animal in the area, the seals. For years their transgretions where over looked, but now it has come to my attention that they have taken their racism to a whole new level. Many polar bears tried to cast an absentee ballot for Mitt Romney in the state of Ohio! This obvious act of racism cannot be overlooked. The U.S. must kill this racist breed of bear!

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