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Extradite Ryan Lochte to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil to face charges of falsifying a police report.

Created by J.W. on August 19, 2016

Ryan Lochte is doucher. He makes Americans look bad. He was a guest in another country, and he thought he was immune to Brazilian laws because he is an Olympian. He needs to be extradited back to Rio de Janeiro to face his charges of falsifying a police report. He bailed out on his fellow teammates that were involved in his childish shenanigans. They are being held for questioning, but he skipped country like a coward. He thought he was cool dying his hair bleach-blonde, which subsequently turned green. Apparently nobody told him it wasn't cool and that chlorine would make his hair turn green. Our county would be a nicer place with one less frat boy saying, "Bro", "Jeah" and "Turn it up!" We don't need douchers representing our country.

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