For too long has Agard House been forced to live under the authoritarian rule of Wood Neighborhood. We the residents of Agard have weathered blow after merciless blow from the overzealous leadership of Wood, with all our complaints and calls for adequate representation in the community having fallen on deaf ears.
No longer will we stand for this gross miscarriage of justice. Today, we demand more than the insignificant voice that Agard wields in Wood Neighborhood--we demand independence. It is time for change, and first we request the right to remove ourselves peacefully from the iron grip of Wood. We strongly believe that this arrangement would improve the welfare of all parties involved. For the sake of all that is decent in the world, be just and cede Agard the liberty it deserves.